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PENNOD 1
Co’ ni off… Ac o’r teitlau agoriadol wy’n egseitid!
Ma’n amser am hŵdynit newydd ar S4C, ac amser trafod y theorïau am bwy yw’r parti euog…
Doji dîlings yn y goedwig i ddechre… Ac ahaaa dyma ni. Crud-yr-Awel aka Brookside Cymru.
O diar. Ma’ Mrs Jenkins wedi bod yn conan fod mêc-yp mlaen gan Cerian. O’n i’n arfer cael yr un broblem, luv.
*squeak squeak squeak*
Hon yw hi… Melody… Ar y beic… Hi ‘naeth, garantîd.
*squeak squeak squeak*
Uh oh, ma’r heddlu ‘di cyrraedd - y sbardun i’r llenni blycio, a ma’ nhw i weld yn mynd ym mhobman. Ma pawb yn gwbod busnes pawb fan hyn.
“Tai rhent yw’r broblem” medde Beti. O Beti fach… Yn yr hinsawdd economaidd sydd ohoni, neith pethe dim ond gwaethygu.
#jystdweud
If you go down to the woods today you’re sure of a big surprise… Dynion pen moel a’r ieuanc yn potshan! Fyddech CHI ishe picnic fan hyn…?
Angen gwybod beth yw storis pawb. Nawr plis. Yn enwedig y fenyw gyda’r hŵfyr.
Yyyy cheeky cheeky! Beth odd hwnna rhwng Richard a wejen ‘i fab?? Byth wedi meddwl am gratio parmesan mewn ffordd secsi o’r blaen. Dria’i e fory.
Wy’n joio’r nosy neighbours… Os y’n nhw unrywbeth fel fi, fyddan nhw’n cadw llygad barcud ar y llefydd parcio tu fas i’r tŷ
O ma Gruff arlein: Silver surfer. “Dwi isho gweld y llun…” Llun o beth?? Aha! Fi’n gwbod, dyma hi:
CREEPY ALERT 1! Dyma bach mwy na hint ar be sy’n digwydd rhwng Richard a Bethan.
Aha ma’ gan Pat ymwelwyr. Fi’n falch bo hi ddim yn unig. Ond ma hi angen 5 munud fach ar y tŷ bach… Dweud rhywbeth gwahanol iawn i neud cartwheel am y dyweddïad…
CREEPY ALERT 2! Rhywun yn y goedwig a ma chwerthin Melody wedi stopo! Pwy sy’n gwylio?
O jiw… O’n i’n GWBOD bo Tony’n dodgy.
Ma Beti’n edrych fel nain superb. Cacen i fi ‘fyd plis.
Tip i’r Jenkinsis: o’dd gyda ni’r Saundersis system intercom yn tŷ ni - o’dd e’n safio lot o ddadle am bwy oedd yn mynd i nôl pwy…
AWKWARD SŴN DRWY’R WAL ALERT!
Ma ‘na sbarc rhwng Patricia a Gruff… Falle’i bod hi ddim cweit mor unig ag y’n ni’n meddwl?
Pwy sy’n gwylio pawb drwy’r llwyni?? Gobeithio mai nid jyst yn dyn camera sy’ di mynd ar goll yn llwyr yw e… Siom i ni gyd.
Fi’n eitha siwr ‘mod i’n gwbod pwy yw’r bos yn nhy’r Jenkinsis… Ond be sy’n digwydd yn y tŷ gwag?
Nawr dwi'n llai o Poirot ac yn fwy o Basil the Great Mouse Detective, ond beth am ail-edrych yn chwim ar y ffeithie:
- Ma' 'na gorff ar lawr, er dy'n ni ddim wir yn gwybod pwy ydy hi
- Ma' 'na lawer o bobol mewn perthynasau anhapus neu anffyddlon ar ystad Crud-yr-Awel
- Richard a Sali, gyda Richard â mwy o ddiddordeb yn Bethan, wejen ei fab.
- Huw a Caroline, gyda Caroline yn mwynhau cwmni Tony. Yn fawr.
- Tony a Linda... Gweler uchod!
- Beti a Gruff, sydd i weld yn hapus, ond beth yw eu cyfrinachau? Ma Gruff yn sgwrsio gyda rhywun arlein...
Os oes 'na rywun am symud i fewn i'r ty gwag, yna conselwr priodas fase mwya handi wedwn i...
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EPISODE 1
We're off! And from the opening titles I'm excited!
It's time for S4C's brand new whodunnit, and time to discuss the theories on who the guilty party is...
Dodgy dealings in the forest to start, and then we arrive at the Crud-yr-Awel estate. Definitely more Brookside Close than Ramsey Street, I can tell.
Oh dear, apparently Mrs James has been complaining about Cerian wearing make-up at school. I used to have exactly the same problem.
*squeak squeak squeak*
It was her... Melody... On 'er bike. She did it, guaranteed...
*squeak squeak squeak*
Uh oh, the police have arrived - cue twitching curtains. Everyone knows everybody else's business here.
"Rented homes are the problem," according to Beti. O Beti fach... Don't you realise that in this tough economic climate not everybody has that luxury of their own home! There we are.
If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise... Bald men and randy youths! Would YOU like a picnic here...?
I want to know everybody's storynow. Right now. Especially hoovering lady.
Yyyy cheeky cheeky! What was that between Richard and his son's girlfriend?? It's never ocurred to me to grate parmesan in a sexy way before. I shall try it tomorrow.
Loving the nosy neighbours… If they're anything like me, they'll be keeping an eagle eye on the parking spaces outside their homes.
Oh Gruff's online: a silver surfer. “I want to see the picture…” WHICH PICTURE?? Ahaa! I know the one:
CREEPY ALERT 1! A little more than a 'hint' of what's actually going on between Richard and Bethan.
Ooh Pat's got visitors. I'm glad she's not alone. But she does seem to need 5 mins on the loo… Says something rather different to doing a cartwheel about Linda & Tony's engagement…
CREEPY ALERT 2! Someone's watching in the woods and Melody's laughing's stopped...
Oooh… I KNEW that Tony character was dodgy.
Beti seems to be a great nan. Cake for me too, please.
Tip for the Jenkinses: we, the Saunderses, installed an intercom system intercom at our house - it saved a lot of hassle regarding 'who's going to go and fetch who from upstairs'…
AWKWARD NOISE THROUGH THE WALL ALERT!
A definite spark between Patricia and Gruff… Maybe she ain't as lonely as she first seemed?
Who the devil is watching everyone through the bushes?? If it turns out to be a disorientated camera operator I shall be thoroughly disappointed.
I can see who the boss is at the Jenkins residence… But what'sgoing on over at the empty house?
Now I'm less Poirot and more Basil the Great Mouse Detective, but how's about a brief review of the facts:
- There's a body in a room, although we don't know anything about her yet
- There are a multitude of people in unhappy or unfaithful relationships on the Crud-yr-Awel estate
- Richard & Sali, as Richard seems far more interested in Bethan, his son's girlfriend
- Huw & Caroline, and Caroline seems to rather enjoy Tony's company. Rather.
- Tony & Linda... See above!
- Beti & Gruff, happy on the surface, but what's bubbling away beneath? Gruff's having a little online chat with someone, but who?!
If anybody's to move in to the empty house then I'm seriously crossing my fingers that it's a marriage counsellor...
Well that was a pretty full first hour of 35 Diwrnod… My mind's frazzled with all the questions!
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